Kaleido-nope: Brooke Shields has mastered the art of dressing for any occasion with her Pucci-esque, mod-meets-"Maude" tunic. Not only is her trippy attire versatile enough to take her from a leisurely day of playing shuffleboard on the lido deck of the Love Boat to a long night of grooving to Grateful Dead jams at Woodstock, but it's also ideally patterned to hide any pesky stains the next time she should find herself competing in a Neapolitan ice cream eating contest. (Mark Von Holden/WireImage.com) Source: MSN.com
Pam I Am: Jenna Fischer's mile-wide smile is so darn warm and sincere that it almost seems petty to pick on her red-carpet look. Almost. The amiable "Office" star appears to be channeling her reserved alter ego Pam in a pleated, puff-sleeved plastic-y frock so prim and proper even straitlaced squeezes Dwight and Angela would deem it too demure. On the plus side, Jenna can get lots more use out of her spacious and apparently rain-repellant ensemble by turning it into an all-weather pup tent. (Sara De Boer/Retna Ltd.) Source: MSN.com
Little Blouse on the Prairie: We don't expect Christie Brinkley to dress her age. After all, the 53-year-old model can rock a revealing white tank top better than most twentysomethings. That said, we do expect Brinkley to dress of her age. In her ruffled prairie skirt, the preternaturally preserved looker is just a couple of high kicks away from joining the cancan line at an Old West saloon. Adding to Christie's troubles is the tint of her tiered petticoat, which combines the delicately corrosive hue of rust with the soothing tinge of toxic mold. (Mark Von Holden/WireImage.com) Source: MSN.com
La Vie en Robe: There are times in life when only a shortie robe will do. Like if you're about to submerge yourself in a mud bath at a ridiculously expensive spa. Or if you and your fellow woodland nymphs are hand-feeding Apollo grapes. Or if you're heading to a '70s key party and need something to set off your pink marabou feather-topped stilettos. But Maria Menounos is without dirt, fruit or fuzzy footwear as she steps out in a gluteus maximus-grazing silk mini-dress that's designed to make everyone sit up and take notice, which is ironic given that it's too short for her to sit down, at least without getting ogled online every time some misguided soul searches for the words "celebrity upskirt." (Jaime McCarthy/WireImage.com)
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Lip Schlock: Mandy Moore has built a career on being the apple-cheeked girl next door, emerging as a reassuringly scandal-free starlet amid her panty-less and pedestrian-endangering peer group. So, what gives with her Morticia Addams by way of Mrs. Dracula makeup at the premiere of her flick "Dedication"? Mandy was thisclose to looking sublime with her cascading chocolate tresses and sexy strapless corset. Alas, she comes off as more of an anemic vampire courtesy of a lipstick color best described as "Bloodsucker in Need of a Fresh Kill" and a morbidly ashen visage that seems like it hasn't seen the light of day since "Buffy" went off the air. (John Spellman/Retna Ltd.)
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That Sinking Feline: Leopards may be known for their speed and stealth, but sometimes even they can become fashion road kill. Case in point: The feral, off-the-shoulder frock Alicia Keys dons for a screening of "The Nanny Diaries." Once, it was a majestic creature hunting for prey in the wild, until that fateful day when it had a tragic run-in with a safari tour bus. After an undignified removal by spatula, it was stitched into a beastly and unbecoming dress saddled with hip-widening pockets and a constricting, below-the-knee hemline. But the ultimate humiliation was still to come, with the comely singer inexplicably accessorizing her catty couture with clashing fishnets and orthopedic, Crayola-blue heels, resulting in a dud of a declawed look that should be permanently placed on the endangered list. (Evan Agostini/Getty Images)
Sporadic-us: Quiz time, people. The intermittently in vogue Ashley Olsen appears stunned because she's a) incurred the wrath of Conan the Barbarian after filching his favorite pair of combat boots and widest wench- weight-lifting belt; b) discovered that kicky sandals really can be created with just a little creativity and a whole lot of electrical tape; c) noticed that her tube top and face-framing tendrils are both looking more wilted than Britney after a long night of partying; or d) realized that Spider-Man isn't going to swoop in and save her before that ooky alien venom oozes past her knees and attacks her surprisingly smart bubble skirt. (Mark Von Holden/WireImage.com)
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